(Source: themeanplatypus)
(Source: themeanplatypus)
This is the Buckley Family. The children’s names were Susan and John. As a Halloween joke, all the kids in the neighborhood were going to get a dummy and pretend to chop its head off. The Buckley children thought it would be hilarious to actually murder their mother, so when the kids walked up the the door, they got an axe and slaughtered her. Once everyone figured out what they had really done, they called the police, but the kids were long gone by then. The only picture of them was this photo, taken by a trick or treater. The mothers body was later found half eaten.
WELL THEN
Well then
Well tharn
OH MY GOD QUENTIN PREACH!
(Source: bridget-vonhammersmark)
sweat is just your body crying because it wants you to stop moving
The Atlas moth does not have a mouth and only lives a couple of weeks
Fish Bowl Recipe.
- Fish Bowl (or improvise)
- 1/2 cup Nerds Candy
- 5 oz Vodka
- 5 oz Malibu Rum
- 3 oz Blue Curacao
- 6 oz Sweet & Sour Mix
- 16 oz Pineapple juice
- 16 oz Sprite
- 3 slices each Lime, Lemon, Orange
- 4 Swedish fish
Pour nerds candy in bowl and fill with Ice. Add the mix and your Swedish Fish!
(Source: itspartyrehab)
This is the funniest picture of a groom with his groom’s men I’ve ever seen.
Oh Gawd Damn
TAG YOUR PORN PLEASE
Cheetah balls and Cheeto balls
Wake up America
Bad hair day.
nah gurl your hair on point
My friend in hs let me play with her hair once and all I did was just make it stand up straight like this.
It was awesome.
Adam Levine, naked, on a motorcycle
(Source: gruffys-stuff)
I only find this one funny Bc I relate. @lertheblurr the sloth will not win